| THREE. 8/4/3000. |
[Apr. 8th, 2008•06:47 pm] |
It just hit me, truly hit me, that yesterday was my birthday. Bloody freaky if you think about it. I'm either 1002 or I'm 25, but technically I turned 25 or 1002 two days after coming here. So weird. But also so awesome.
I got a cat for my birthday. Well. Actually a cat came in my window (how, when I live on the third floor of my building, I'll never know) to get at Ratty's, and Sarge's food, and now it won't leave. It's an insane cat, I tell you. Drives me insane, and earlier it was using me as a scratching post. So, if anyone wants a demented, possibly flying, cat, he's definitely up for grabs. I'm not sure if he's a she or a she's a he, but it's not a bad looking cat. Orangeish, brownish, and whiteish. Kinda like caramel.
Speaking of Ratty and Sarge. Ratty the rat-like dog I mentioned a week or so ago, has yet to find a home. I'll even pay someone to take the poor boy. He's driving me up the wall even worse than the cat. He's not a bad dog, it's just he wants attention all the time, and has most ridiculous whine. But he's cute, and if what you want is a cuddly lover, he's your boy.
Sarge, on the other hand is my new soulmate. She's a terrier, and some other things I can't discern. A fluffy little thing, she's so adorable. She's my new best friend. I'd thought she was a he, and a tough little he when I'd found her, so that's how I named her Sarge. It suits her. I think I'll keep her, if my landlord doesn't discover my little accidental shelter. |
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| two. 30/3/3000 |
[Mar. 30th, 2008•06:13 pm] |
So, I walk down the street today, and what do I find? A dog. I swear, they flock to me. I've already got two dogs hidden in my flat, if any more show up I'm in big trouble.
Basically, anyone want a dog? I've got three right now, a grey terrier, brown and white collie, and a weird rat-dog thing that I'm not sure what is. The collie's a girl, and the other two are blokes. They're all rather friendly, and probably in-between 2 and 7 years old.
Also. I'm also up for sale, if anyone could use a shape-shifting, naturally handsome comedian who is wonderful with pets and children. |
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| one. 17/3/3000. |
[Mar. 17th, 2008•08:24 pm] |
I died, and now I'm alive, and it's the year 3000. I expected something a tad different from what it is, that's for sure.
So who else is here, then? |
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